Hey, paranormal pals! The ebook version of the new book I wrote with Steve Mera, House of Fire and Whispers, is available in ebook format right here! Please buy and review! The print and audio book versions are coming soon!
Oh, and don’t forget to listen to NightVision Radio tonight at 10:30pm! Steve Mera and I will be on there talking about the book, and it is sure to be epic and spooky! Thank you, and good night.
So, in the interest of doing that book marketing thing that I’m actually not very good at, I went ahead and put up a short interview at Smashwords, wherein I discuss the genesis of Panty Party Publishing, other writing-related ephemera, and the existential dilemma of the human condition (not really). Have a read, if you’re so inclined. Thank you, and keep it creepy (and sexy).
Hey there, perverts! I hope everyone had a good holiday, however you celebrated. I told you that after all the Christmas craziness was over, I would be getting back to posting more erotica stories, so here’s my latest one. It’s in a new line called Monsters & Myth, and it’s the touching story of a hideous Gorgon and her seduction of the man who comes to behead her, and it’s called “Head of the Gorgon,” available from Smashwords for the low, low price of $1.99! Please download and read at your leisure, and don’t forget to follow Panty Party on Twitter and Facebook for more updates!
Yep, I’m just plugging along at this erotica thing. Here is my latest title, a sorta horror / BDSM / Satanic cult type story called “Wicked Seed,” which is part of my erotic horror Panty Party line, Tryst Sinister. Dowload today for only $1.99 and keep an eye out for new titles!
Hey there, perverts! Remember all that erotica business I was talking about? Well, the first ebook story is now available here through the auspices of my new Panty Party Publishing umbrella! I was initially gonna go through Amazon’s KDP Direct program, but they red flagged me for content (lame asses), so I went with Smashwords, since they don’t seem quite so down with the censorship, at least not yet. They might hassle me later, but the story is up for now, so go get it for the low, low price of $1.99! Also, if you’d be so kind, please follow Panty Party on Twitter, and maybe also go like the Panty Party Facebook page too, so you can get all the updates when new stories come out! Thanks!
‘Sup, hoary henchpersons! By now I’m sure you all have purchased your copy of The Rochdale Poltergeist, and if you haven’t, then I will have to be very, very displeased with you and may have to resort to stringent methods of punishment, which most of you are probably into, as far as I know. Anyway, it’s a good book and you should read it. Also, co-author Steve Mera and myself will be appearing on some more radio shows in the next couple of months, so I will keep you updated when those occur.
Now onto the main thrust of this post (heh)…
Remember back in this tirade where I mentioned I was going to start writing some short erotic fiction that I was going to make available as inexpensive ebooks? Of course you do. Well, that project is slowly coming to fruition, I’m happy to say. I’m starting a separate publishing imprint, Panty Party Publishing, that I’m going to use as an umbrella for three lines of erotica that I’ll be publishing under various pseudonyms. There will be a “gods and monsters” type line, including stories about Medusa and Anubis and maybe chupacabras and shit; there will be a standard goth / fetish / “serious” line; and finally, there will be a continuing episodic series called Little Dick Superpower that will chronicle the sexily hilarious exploits of the world’s most minimally-endowed superhero. The first episode of Little Dick’s adventures, “Rise of the Micromeat League,” will be available as an ebook on Tuesday, November 24th, for the paltry sum of $2.99, with more installments to come! Please download your copy and have a big, throbbing read, won’t you? I promise I won’t tell anyone what you’re doing with the hand you’re NOT using to hold your Kindle, if you know what I mean.
And as always, until next time, keep it creepy (and kinky), my friends.
My 2014 novel The Five Poisons is now available on Kindle for $2.99! And this concludes my Kindle project; I’m not doing a Kindle version of The Tenebrist because it’s all graphically designed and shit and you really need to see it in print to appreciate it, so nyah. But other than that, have at it, ebook peeps!
My 2011 short story collection The Associated Villainies is now available on Kindle for $2.99! If you always wanted to read it but didn’t want to kill trees with the print version, well, here you go. I’ll be adding more of my books on Kindle as the weeks go by, so keep watching this space.
Yes, minions, despite my crotchety old person ways, I actually got off my lazy duff and (sloppily) formatted The Mammoth Mountain Poltergeist for Kindle! It’s on sale for $2.99, so if you were waiting for an ebook version, TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY! Ebook versions of my other books that don’t yet have them will also be forthcoming in the next few weeks, so if the book-type technology was the only thing keeping you from reading my exalted words, now you no longer have an excuse. Download, read, review! Thank you, and Goddess out.